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fuckingrecipes:

HEY, INTERNET-SCROLLING MOTHERFUCKER!

SIT DOWN A MOMENT AND LET ME TELL YOU A THING!

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING AMAZING YOU ARE?

WELL FUCK IT, YOU’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ASSHOLE, AND I’M SO PLEASED THAT YOU’RE EXPLORING THE SHIT YOU ENJOY ON THIS INTERNET. 

WHETHER IT’S ANIMATRONICS, ANIME, COMPETITIVE POLE DANCING OR AXE THROWING, IF YOU THINK SOMETHING IS RAD AS HELL, YOU ENJOY THAT SHIT PROUDLY! 

PASTEL COLORED PONIES? ROCK ON, DUDE. 

CARS AND TRANSFORMERS? DO YOUR THANG!

ENTERTAINING PEOPLE? RIDE INTO THE HORIZON, YOU MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 

YOU ARE WORTHY OF YOUR DREAMS

(Source: buckyybear)

skenergyshot:

fruit-de-la-mer:

this is literally one of my favorite pieces of art ever

this should be a fucking book

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

(Source: poyzn)

rick-sanchez:

strawberryr:

HERE ARE THEIR FACES

YOU ARE WELCOME

The characters/shows are in the captions.

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE WHOA DANG MS. BELLUM]

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…


it doesn’t have to be a snowman

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

it doesn’t have to be a snowman

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

hey! i’m gonna have a table at an art bazaar in may. badassss. 

boost for chicago peeps :D

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

(Source: doctorhbu)

I trust [Hook], he brought me back to Storybrooke and he didn’t have to.

(Source: leaveatrail)

Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference.

- Unique Quietness  (via modernhepburn)

(Source: uniquequietness)

ronyoblind:

justanothergreyface:

magicallyalexa:

Disney Characters and Little Characters

Disney Moments

(not my photos)

Oh my god that last one.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

Yellowberry: Meet the Teen Titan Who Is Taking On The Youth Bra Industry

goodstuffhappenedtoday:

 More at the link.

hypotheticalwoman:

riddlerose:

puckling:

shadesofnerdness:


The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch 
published: May 1, 1980
““Elizabeth was a beautiful princess. She lived in a castle and had expensive princess clothes. She was going to marry a prince named Ronald.
Unfortunately, a dragon smashed her castle, burned all her clothes with his fiery breath, and carried off Prince Ronald.
Elizabeth decided to chase the dragon and get Ronald back. She looked everywhere for something to wear, but the only thing she could find that was not burnt was a paper bag. So she put on the paper bag and followed the dragon. He was easy to follow, because he left a trail of burnt forests and horses’ bones.
Finally, Elizabeth came to a cave with a large door that had a huge knocker on it. She took hold of the knocker and banged on the door. The dragon stuck his nose out of the door and said, “Well, a princess! I love to eat princesses, but I have already eaten a whole castle today. I am a very busy dragon. Come back tomorrow.” He slammed the door so fast that Elizabeth almost got her nose caught.
Elizabeth grabbed the knocker and banged on the door again. The dragon stuck his nose out of the door and said, “Go away. I love to eat princesses, but I have already eaten a whole castle today. I am a very busy dragon. Come back tomorrow.” “Wait,” shouted Elizabeth. “Is it true that you are the smartest and fiercest dragon in the whole world?” “Yes,” said the dragon.
“Is it true,” said Elizabeth, “that you can burn up ten forests with your fiery breath?” “Oh, yes,” said the dragon, and he took a huge, deep breath and breathed out so much fire that he burnt up fifty forests.
“Fantastic,” said Elizabeth, and the dragon took another huge breath and breathed out so much fire that he burnt up one hundred forests. “Magnificent,” said Elizabeth, and the dragon took another huge breath, but this time nothing came out. The dragon didn’t even have enough fire left to cook a meatball.
Elizabeth said, “Dragon, is it true that you can fly around the world in just ten seconds?” “Why, yes,” said the dragon, and jumped up and flew all the way around the world in just ten seconds. He was very tired when he got back, but Elizabeth shouted, “Fantastic, do it again!”
So the dragon jumped up and flew around the whole world in just twenty seconds. When he got back he was too tired to talk, and he lay down and went straight to sleep.
Elizabeth whispered, very softly, “Hey, dragon.” The dragon didn’t move at all. She lifted up the dragon’s ear and put her head right inside. She shouted as loud as she could, “Hey dragon!” The dragon was so tired he didn’t even move.
Elizabeth walked right over the dragon and opened the door to the cave. There was Prince Ronald. He looked at her and said, “Elizabeth, you are a mess! You smell like ashes, your hair is all tangled and you are wearing a dirty old paper bag. Come back when you are dressed like a real princess.”
“Ronald,” said Elizabeth, “your clothes are really pretty and your hair is very neat. You look like a real prince, but you are a bum.”
They didn’t get married after all.””

"This story is a success because it is real. There are no princes but there are a lot of bums, and you don’t want to marry one." 
-Robert Munch 

In fourth grade they made us all pick a story, memorize it, and tell it to the entire class. I told this one. 

This was my favourite story at age… seven or so.  It is still one of my favourites.  Elizabeth ranks up there with Cimorene on the “Awesome Fairy Tale Princesses” scale.

When I was a little girl my brother and I got given a book each my my mother. My brother got The Very Worst Monster, and I don’t remember what mum wrote in his book but I got this one and inside the cover it said, ‘To Libby, who isn’t a monster at all! Love, Mummy xxx’

hypotheticalwoman:

riddlerose:

puckling:

shadesofnerdness:

The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch 

published: May 1, 1980

““Elizabeth was a beautiful princess. She lived in a castle and had expensive princess clothes. She was going to marry a prince named Ronald.

Unfortunately, a dragon smashed her castle, burned all her clothes with his fiery breath, and carried off Prince Ronald.

Elizabeth decided to chase the dragon and get Ronald back. She looked everywhere for something to wear, but the only thing she could find that was not burnt was a paper bag. So she put on the paper bag and followed the dragon. He was easy to follow, because he left a trail of burnt forests and horses’ bones.

Finally, Elizabeth came to a cave with a large door that had a huge knocker on it. She took hold of the knocker and banged on the door. The dragon stuck his nose out of the door and said, “Well, a princess! I love to eat princesses, but I have already eaten a whole castle today. I am a very busy dragon. Come back tomorrow.” He slammed the door so fast that Elizabeth almost got her nose caught.

Elizabeth grabbed the knocker and banged on the door again. The dragon stuck his nose out of the door and said, “Go away. I love to eat princesses, but I have already eaten a whole castle today. I am a very busy dragon. Come back tomorrow.” “Wait,” shouted Elizabeth. “Is it true that you are the smartest and fiercest dragon in the whole world?” “Yes,” said the dragon.

“Is it true,” said Elizabeth, “that you can burn up ten forests with your fiery breath?” “Oh, yes,” said the dragon, and he took a huge, deep breath and breathed out so much fire that he burnt up fifty forests.

“Fantastic,” said Elizabeth, and the dragon took another huge breath and breathed out so much fire that he burnt up one hundred forests. “Magnificent,” said Elizabeth, and the dragon took another huge breath, but this time nothing came out. The dragon didn’t even have enough fire left to cook a meatball.

Elizabeth said, “Dragon, is it true that you can fly around the world in just ten seconds?” “Why, yes,” said the dragon, and jumped up and flew all the way around the world in just ten seconds. He was very tired when he got back, but Elizabeth shouted, “Fantastic, do it again!”

So the dragon jumped up and flew around the whole world in just twenty seconds. When he got back he was too tired to talk, and he lay down and went straight to sleep.

Elizabeth whispered, very softly, “Hey, dragon.” The dragon didn’t move at all. She lifted up the dragon’s ear and put her head right inside. She shouted as loud as she could, “Hey dragon!” The dragon was so tired he didn’t even move.

Elizabeth walked right over the dragon and opened the door to the cave. There was Prince Ronald. He looked at her and said, “Elizabeth, you are a mess! You smell like ashes, your hair is all tangled and you are wearing a dirty old paper bag. Come back when you are dressed like a real princess.”

“Ronald,” said Elizabeth, “your clothes are really pretty and your hair is very neat. You look like a real prince, but you are a bum.”

They didn’t get married after all.””

"This story is a success because it is real. There are no princes but there are a lot of bums, and you don’t want to marry one."

-Robert Munch 

In fourth grade they made us all pick a story, memorize it, and tell it to the entire class. I told this one. 

This was my favourite story at age… seven or so.  It is still one of my favourites.  Elizabeth ranks up there with Cimorene on the “Awesome Fairy Tale Princesses” scale.

When I was a little girl my brother and I got given a book each my my mother. My brother got The Very Worst Monster, and I don’t remember what mum wrote in his book but I got this one and inside the cover it said, ‘To Libby, who isn’t a monster at all! Love, Mummy xxx’

queer-0-sexual:

rebelspyprincex:

forrestfae:

laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards

ELLEN PAGE IS HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE AND LAVERNE COX LOOKS LIKE HER FAIRY GODMOTHER

CAN WE HAVE THAT??? CAN WE HAVE THAT, AS A MOVIE, OR A SHOW??? WHICH EVER WORKS!

Fuckin cuties

(Source: jbaggles)